Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

OMG IT'S DAWN YANG!!!! hahaha

Anyways, I'm going to ~~Sydney~~ LONDON tomorrow, yes!

IMPERSONATING SOMEONE IS SO MUCH FUN. Tell me you hate me. Haha.

p/s: For some reasons, I have to reupload this video. Haha.
ppp/sss: Sorry for the delay. Whatever. =))

Labels: Dawn Yang, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Parody, Xiaxue, Youtube

Let's Play Compare

WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE!!!

Tell meh tell meh, bitches!!

And for the record, stay tuned ok people because I'm gonna make one (my version) since we are already a disgrace to Singapore. Why not, continue disgracing it. Omgosh, self-respect is not meh assholes!

Labels: Dawn Yang, Let's Play Compare, Video, Xiaxue

RE: Xiaxue's Guide To Life - Hawker Food

Hahaha. We Singaporeans just love to queue!!!!

That's right.
Don't ya'll agree with me?
(well if you don't, you're prolly one of those idiots I'm talking about right now.)

Singaporeans always have this mindset.

"I don't mind queuing for an hour or so just to get the famous Changi's Nasi Lemak (or some shits) home."

"Oh, most food stalls are closed on Public Holidays. I was hesitating at first since the queue was horrendous at one of the stall near my home. However, I still went ahead to make the queue. WWWooWW! I have no regrets. The food was awesome and yummy! I'm a fan!"

"I'm a nasi lemak lovers. Hence, I have no regret patronising that stall at Changi because even bloggers, the ministers, pornstars, celebrities, nurses, doctors, lawyers queues for the food. Omg, this has to be the bestest Nasi Lemak I ever tried in Singapore. But then, I detest the queuing -- no other alternative die die must eat."

You guys are fucking ridiculous.

I won't be surprise if Singaporeans camp and worship outside the stall the next time...

Like I said, we are a bunch of typical people flooding the earth.

I was at town the other time. There was a long queue outside Isetan as early as 8am. All of them, unsurprisingly, the locals. Hahahaha. Why were they queuing you ask me??? Isetan was having their sale and everyone wants to be first and wants to be clumsy at the same time.. What the fuck.

Get what I meant???

Now watch this video "Xiaxue's Guide To Life: EP25 - Hawker Food"

And please people...
(1) Stop being CHOOSY.
(2) Stop telling us like you know alot about FOOD.

Okay. When there is a long queue at a particular food stall, that's obviously a good sign. The food maybe nicer than the other. So you make your way to the queue and don't really care if it takes an hour of your life standing, right? Because it's "famous" and blah blah blah.

On the other hand, I kinda feel bad with the other stall (the neighbour). I'm not talking about the stall who is 10 feet away, okay. They can fuck themselves. And I don't care.

Don't you feel bad in anyway? I would. Imagine your mom owns a food stall (apparently, not famous at all and those under the "lao yah" category) and no one goes right up to her and make any orders. Think people....

They are human beings as well. We all need incomes! We cannot just depend on good and tasty food to live our life, okay. What would happen if there were no "famous" food stall exist here in Singapore? You still have to eat the unpopular, not famous, yucky ones, lao pok food, yes??

Anyhoo thinks a fabulous life consist of GOOD FOOD ALL THE TIME, SHOPPING, INDULGING ICE CREAMS, BEING MATERIALISTIC, fuck off. You're a spoilt brat.

Thank god I don't think that way, hunney... Your life is always complete if you learn how to appreciate others (not only yourself) and errrrrrr, ~~bitch~~?

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Famous Food, Guide To Life, Media Attention, Online Attention, Views, Xiaxue

Can't Do This, Can't Do That. Then Do WHAT.

**THIS IS AN OPEN DISCUSSION ENTRY!!!**

What is Singapore if the citizens aren't allow to bitch, to criticise and to insult in a blog, hunney? Don't even talk about using "swear" words, okay!

Personally, I don't think I have that complete right to post whatever entry I wish because if I do, there might be one or two alienated creatures out there gonna report me again.

But don't worry, this blog post is for an open discussion only.. Hahaha. Take note, okay!

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I assume, 20,000(plus) of you read about Xiaxue's post whereby she bravely defaming Dawn Yang (days ago) and then had it deleted due to an impending lawsuit, no?

If you assume yourself as a "CELEBRITY" here, you have to widen up your vagina, okay. You have to be prepared of criticisms, negative remarks about you. You simply can't wait for compliments all the time. You are not a god and we do not have to worship you in anyway, okay.

Now the point is, every celebrity/models/entertainers had been criticised before! Even worse than Dawn Yang, okay!

Like I said before this, "Criticisms are just words to describe you and they are basically comments given by people collectively who are mentally retarded. In other words, they are simply nothing but stupid baseless comments, people".

We do not expect anyone to believe that criticisms and take it as a fact, okay. I don't care what you say but I always believe that, every bloggers, are given the rights to blog anythang they want. Bear in mind, this is for entertainment and if you take the post too seriously, GREAT! That's why you have a thick gullible skull, hunney.

If Xiaxue's post lead to an impending lawsuit, then I can't hide that my blog was reported by scumbags for being controversial that lead to a police investigation the other time. How about that?????

(Singaporeans Are Complain Kings For Everythang! Am I Wrong To Say This?)

I don't know about you but seriously, bringing COURT into the matter does not make any sense at all. Threatening bloggers with court/lawsuits/investigations, eh???? How smart.

Let us all think.

pp/ss: Now what are bloggers FREE to blog about?????

IFFF that's the case, why BLOG HOSTING exist in Singapore?
BAN and BLOCK all blog hosting site then if you think you want to be fair to everyone, correct?

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Dawn Yang, Media Attention, Online Attention, Open Discussion, Views, Xiaxue

Lame Tag

Whoever came out with that stupid "TAG", deserve to be question by the police and why?
Xiaxue got the post deleted and she had made an apology! There you are, exaggerating the whole issue. Why can't we all let bygones be bygones.

Now look at this:
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CUT AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR BLOG:++++++++++++++You can stop XiaXue, but you cannot stop everyone!Here's the post you hate so much:
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(I found it at http://dumbodawn.blogspot.com/ and http://simonseow.blogspot.com/2008/07/why-i-hate-dawn-yang.html)

Now what the hell???!!!?!?!?!?!?? Looks like you have a major problem with your testis-sized chicken brain, eh?

Sorry sir/ma'am, I'm not going to do this (forwarding the "TAG") because I have a brain that works. I support both Xiaxue And Dawn Yang herself people!! How lame can a blogger be? Even if is for the purpose of entertainment, bloggers should think if it's relevant and also ensure that the "TAG" they came out with will not cause another controversy between YOU and Dawn, okay.

You might not want to be question by the police for forwarding the "TAG". Just hope that Dawn Yang didn't bring the matter over for investigation. Hahaha.

Let me tell you this straight. There is no such thang as freedom of speech or freedom of expression if you are in Singapore. That is common sense. Now what freedom of speech are you talking about here by the way?

Take this "TAG" in an instance. It's a complete bullshit. Who are you to spread rumours?

And oh, creating another blog for Dawn Yang is also an offence people -- a major offence.. Hahaha.

Labels: Bitching, Controversial, Dawn Yang, famous, Views, Xiaxue

Am I Your WANNABE Blogger? DAWN YANG Is!

By any chance if you think my blog bores you, get a diet coke ready before hand okay, hunney. I don't understand why you bother so much about it. If you think it bores you in the first place, you shouldn't continue reading. Stay away from here. If you think you can't leave here without giving me a negative remarks, you can do so at the tagboard. Have it done quick and go off. If you like it profanity, I mean, FUCK OFF! Just say whatever you want. Nobody stops you. You can call it "freedom of speech" whatever suits you.

I cannot deny that I blog mainly on one thang here. As we all already know, this is a blog that talks about ME and ME being/wanting to be THIN! This is not a fashion blog. This is not a blog where I grief about someone's death. Worse, I do not blog about relationship here because I feel it is not appropriate for some reasons okay. And have you came across a post where I talk about your family? No, I have not because your family does not really concern me in anyway. Duh! If anywhoo from your family dies, WHO CARES! Let them die.

Back on. How in the world can you aliens compare me with some other celebrities. How can you compare me with other international bloggers? Think again! You have a brain that works, don't you? Use it, bloody idiots.

Let me repeat this once again for all.

I am NOT Xiaxue.
**She blogs about her boyfriend every now and then, travelling stuff or whatever.

I am NOT Perez Hilton.
**This bigass blogger blogs about JUICY GOSSIPS (he assume that).

I am NOT Bryanboy.
A blog filled with luxurious fashion stuff. A fashionista?

The point is, THEY BLOG/WHINE ON ONE THANG AS WELL. This is what I call a blog that has a theme to it. A THEME! Get it?

Who are you kidding?

So anyway, it's weird to be compared with either one of those. Just for the record, I don't label myself as either one of them bitches okay. It's YOU people who said it. Perhaps, a compliment or a sarcastic remark? Whatever, it is still a compliment to me in some way.

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And other important issue which I somehow think is really crucial which I have to say it now. Did you know that this is the first evar a lunatic proudly labelled me "A THINSPO-WANNABE". Wow! A wannabe? First, you assholes have the nerve to compare me and my blog with Xiaxue's, Perez Hilton's and even Bryanboy's and what now? A Thinspo-Wannabe, huh?

Let me explain okay. A wannabe is some sort like a poseur. A wannabe is like, Dawn Yang! Everyone knows she is a typical cheenafied chinese before, yes? After she had gone through major plastic surgeries, face lift, face renovation or whatever, out of the blue, she look like one hell of an alien out of nowhere. She now assume herself as a Eurasian babe (that's after the surgeries). But in real fact, she is a Chinese -- a pure chinese (from mainland China). That is a wannabe okay! She is one anyway!

Me, a thinspo-wannabe? Is that a joke? A thinspo-wannabe is referring to people of a bigger size who acts like h/she is thin when in actual fact, h/she is not. In other word, DELUSIONAL. Yes, I am fat with waist 26inch. And I have to let you know, I don't suit the title, "Thinspo Wannabe". It's super unglamourous in today's media ya'll.

Labels: Bitching, Bryanboy, Celebrity, Controversial, Fashion, Juicy Gossips, Media Attention, Online Attention, Perez Hilton, Wannabe, Xiaxue