Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Say HELLO

Anyhooo, went out and brought my Exilim 8.1 for a spin.
Say whut say whut!

Haha

Labels: Bryanboy, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Am I Your WANNABE Blogger? DAWN YANG Is!

By any chance if you think my blog bores you, get a diet coke ready before hand okay, hunney. I don't understand why you bother so much about it. If you think it bores you in the first place, you shouldn't continue reading. Stay away from here. If you think you can't leave here without giving me a negative remarks, you can do so at the tagboard. Have it done quick and go off. If you like it profanity, I mean, FUCK OFF! Just say whatever you want. Nobody stops you. You can call it "freedom of speech" whatever suits you.

I cannot deny that I blog mainly on one thang here. As we all already know, this is a blog that talks about ME and ME being/wanting to be THIN! This is not a fashion blog. This is not a blog where I grief about someone's death. Worse, I do not blog about relationship here because I feel it is not appropriate for some reasons okay. And have you came across a post where I talk about your family? No, I have not because your family does not really concern me in anyway. Duh! If anywhoo from your family dies, WHO CARES! Let them die.

Back on. How in the world can you aliens compare me with some other celebrities. How can you compare me with other international bloggers? Think again! You have a brain that works, don't you? Use it, bloody idiots.

Let me repeat this once again for all.

I am NOT Xiaxue.
**She blogs about her boyfriend every now and then, travelling stuff or whatever.

I am NOT Perez Hilton.
**This bigass blogger blogs about JUICY GOSSIPS (he assume that).

I am NOT Bryanboy.
A blog filled with luxurious fashion stuff. A fashionista?

The point is, THEY BLOG/WHINE ON ONE THANG AS WELL. This is what I call a blog that has a theme to it. A THEME! Get it?

Who are you kidding?

So anyway, it's weird to be compared with either one of those. Just for the record, I don't label myself as either one of them bitches okay. It's YOU people who said it. Perhaps, a compliment or a sarcastic remark? Whatever, it is still a compliment to me in some way.

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And other important issue which I somehow think is really crucial which I have to say it now. Did you know that this is the first evar a lunatic proudly labelled me "A THINSPO-WANNABE". Wow! A wannabe? First, you assholes have the nerve to compare me and my blog with Xiaxue's, Perez Hilton's and even Bryanboy's and what now? A Thinspo-Wannabe, huh?

Let me explain okay. A wannabe is some sort like a poseur. A wannabe is like, Dawn Yang! Everyone knows she is a typical cheenafied chinese before, yes? After she had gone through major plastic surgeries, face lift, face renovation or whatever, out of the blue, she look like one hell of an alien out of nowhere. She now assume herself as a Eurasian babe (that's after the surgeries). But in real fact, she is a Chinese -- a pure chinese (from mainland China). That is a wannabe okay! She is one anyway!

Me, a thinspo-wannabe? Is that a joke? A thinspo-wannabe is referring to people of a bigger size who acts like h/she is thin when in actual fact, h/she is not. In other word, DELUSIONAL. Yes, I am fat with waist 26inch. And I have to let you know, I don't suit the title, "Thinspo Wannabe". It's super unglamourous in today's media ya'll.

Labels: Bitching, Bryanboy, Celebrity, Controversial, Fashion, Juicy Gossips, Media Attention, Online Attention, Perez Hilton, Wannabe, Xiaxue

OVEREXPOSED Blogger

In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with ~~starving~~ killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.

Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.

People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVEREXPOSED bony wo/men in today's media -- Nicole the Pole, Paris the Fatless Chick and Bryanboy the thinspo.

We are jealous of them. Of course! Hammer your head now and think again okay. Who in this world want our badunkadunk be seen? It's stupid. It's just stupid.

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, High Fashion, Media Attention, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Fauzi Rassull With A 23 inch Waist. Ask My Secret!

This is one of the most shocking news for everybody. I went to try a skinny jean somewhere here in Singapore earlier and I was asked what's my waist measurement. This is the part which I hate the most. I hate to let people (be it friends or just anyone around me) know of my waist measurement. I prefer to keep it low and remain a secret because I don't think it's that important -- letting the world know of your waist size. I'm just too scared because I don't want my friends to go "What? You're fat!".

Yes, I'm hell one of a self-consious bitch. I'm just so particular with something when it's not right or if it's not up to my expectation. I know everyone will go "Fuck me" with that attitude. No, I didn't choose to be like that. I was born to have this mindset. It cannot be change. Yes I've tried to but hell, I just couldn't.

Anyway, I asked for a size 26inch for that skinny jean instead. I didn't know 26inch was hella too huge for me when I put it on. I didn't even realised that at all. I thought it's impossible for me to have a smaller waist than 26inch. Ok whatever.

So yeah, I did tried a 25inch but failed. It got to the worse; 24inch still didn't fit me at all. It's a little bit loose somewhere at the waist area that I could fit in 3 fingers in.

Imagine that a boy who has a waist size of either 22 or 23 inch? Isn't that cool?
I've got a smaller waist right now. That's what I want to tell you.

Now I dare you to ask me my secret to have a waist like that of this young boy.
And hell I tell you. It really works. No, no pills at all. This is based on my experience which really works wonder.

And oh, have anyone ever told you to have that determination when losing weight is concern?

This isn't a secret. This is my style. What I did? As you all already know by now. Paris Hilton, Brandon Hilton and Bryanb are my favourite idols. I always go up to them for inspiration, thinspiration and fashion in general. No doubt that they are skinny and thin. Let me tell you this. I find that it's easier to get clothes everywhere and anywhere when you're skinny. I find that skinny is the new lean. Skinny is a trend for some reason. And I maybe wrong somewhere. I don't care.

So I always think about my idol while I'm in the process of thinspirationing. Thank god, after 5months and 2 weeks, my wish has come true. I should thank them for inspiring me for sure.

And I want to be clear that I am not anorexic before anyone tells me.

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Enough about thinspirationing. Enough about my idols yadda yadda yadda. Pictorial galore again ya'll. This time, the photos has that watery effects and I don't know for whatever reason it turned out like that. I hate this. Don't blame me. It's not my fault.

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Blog, Bones And Ribcage, Bryanboy, Diet, Envy Me, Fauzi Rassull, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pictorial, The Brandon Hilton, Thinspiration, Vegan, Views, Weight

Nec Hezner Bryanboy, Brandon Hilton Rocks!

Ok. I think I've made a mistake for posting a gay topic yesterday. I shouldn't have blog about anything that is associated with gay in the first place. I knew things like this will happen and here I am, facing it. But don't worry. I will for life of god accept every remarks from you people with an open mind. I won't trash you back. I just won't. I'm a grown up kid and I know what I'm doing. Let us all be a grown up people okay.

As we all already by know, the situation is getting abit out of hand somewhere. You see, people have been posting super negative remarks (and I mean it) about me being gay which I don't understand at all. Allow me to share with you one comment I received and thank god, I got my comment box moderated. Basically, this retarded has got nothing better to do or something. In his comment, he actually pointed to me that I should die and banish from this world for being gay. Thank god almighty, I don't know this alien. I don't know where the hell s/he is from and I don't exactly know which island he lives? And I don't wish to know.

Anyway, why would we want to see all sweet and cuddly gays, die? Is it because everything about them is glamorous, fashionable, fun, or about having fun, and to see them die would be the most fun of all? Are we a sick bunch of people -- wanting to see someone die? Personally, that's completely ilogical and I call that bullshit okay.

Here I am, being to true to myself and to everyone reading. I'm not a gay and you know that! So what now?!? Kill me.

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Enough about that. I don't wish to keep stressing about the same old thing. So yeah, today's post gonna be great and why? I actually decided to make one name sign for 3 people I love and adore most. Just in case, this isn't a new post or whatever. I'm updating it, placing a few more photos of today's "name sign shot I took at 4am on". I was having fun and ended up snapping over hundreds of shots and I had a pretty hard time choosing, deleting, selecting the ones I love.. You've got to believe me. This is going to be insane!

I want to make it clear to you that all photos weren't photoshop in anywhere okay. All shots were taken with my super-low webcam. Sony Vaio didn't inform me that they've got annoying webcam, eh?

Anyway, pictorial galore!!!!!!! I'm flooding you with 17 photos altogether.

For Nec Hezner:

For Bryanboy:

For The Brandon Hilton:

Labels: Bryanboy, Fabulous, Glamourous, Gorgeous, Namesigns, Nec Hezner

Gear Stick Is The New Dildo. How It Works? (Video)

I don't know about you girls. Is this the new "dildo" or what? Tell me tell me. I'm calling all of you girls out there to tell me right now in anyway possible. This is probably one of the most ridiculous thang I've evarrrr seen. You might laugh but hey, this is hot...... not!!!

I hope ya'll could differentiate which is which alright. No extra spectacles, contact lens or magnifying glasses needed. It's pretty obvious, duh!

You probably might be wondering how gear stick actually works.
Here is the guide ya'll:

If you want to learn, understand more on how gear stick works, click your wayyyy to heaven

Hahaha. I couldn't stop laughing my butt off ya'll.
If you think you're the poorer among the poorest and think that dildo is far too ex (pricey) for you, go to your car and borrow car gear stick.

Which is better?
Dildo (sell at pharmaceutical store) or....
Gear Stick (sell at Automotive place whatever that means)???

Labels: Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Dildo, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Sex

Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

So let's get to the point, shall we?

Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

Tell me tell me ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

The Faux Nicole And Paris

Now, this is another hilarious shit I want to share, ya'll. This isn't lame, at all. I don't know if many of you knew or have heard about him (that Paris) before. Play it! Play it! Play it!

Yes, they were doing Nicole and Paris impersonation. I thought it was funny though. However, I don't know what you think about them. I don't care. Shoot, I'm so in love in craziest thing evar!

Rate it 4 out of 5 monekys

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, Fashion, Faux, Gay, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rated-21, Thinspiration