Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Am I jealous? Of course I am. Omg, this dude here is really amazing. A great cartoon artist for life of god ya'll. Who in the world could do this -- turning penis and pussy into some cartoon characters. He's a genius and a smart ass and he knew that. I want to find him. I don't care. I need to.

Trust me, his drawing is for visual orgasm only. Anyone thinks s/he is horny, tell me. I'll provide you with some drugs. I'm for real, dammit.

Compare me with him. I'm a little dumbfuck here people. I admit.

Labels: Cartoon Artist, Penis and Pussy, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video, Views

I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

I have no comments. You're just sick.

Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.

p/s: Is that machine for sale???

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Dildo, Disgusting, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Video, Views

Rihanna Got Naked

Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that?

If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.

ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella..

Labels: Blog, Boobs, Entertaiment, Exposed, FHM Magazine, Gay, Hetero, Naked, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Rihanna, Sex

Singaporean Men Are Pervert, No?

I really don't get the point of men molesting young girls and men molesting young boys. Do you? Tell me what fetishes all men when they see young girls/boys around them?

Anyway, are adult men just toooo horny?

Are we, Singaporeans, like that? If you are, well, I've got nothing else to say about you. You're one bastard that ought to jump-off 30 storey high of a building head first ya'll or better yet get a 7inch carrot stuff in your throat for life of god.

So now, let's get to the point shall we?

A SECURITY guard has been arrested on suspicion of being the 'Kampung Baru molester'. The 'Kampung Baru molester' is said to have abducted and molested at least five girls in the area before abandoning them.

What the hell? I just don't get it. I just don't.

Labels: Asian, Bitching, Blog, MalaysiaPorn, News, Real, Sex

Was Invited To Sing At InterMezzo Singapore

Okay. InterMezzo Singapore invited me to sing a song for 30 over crowds at it's bar yesterday night ya'll. I was honoured and I really enjoyed myself over there. Who don't. It's one night only. So ya'll, I'm not gonna waste any more time here.

This video you're about to watch is safe for work and thank god, one of the crowd actually recorded it with her low-grade cellphone or whatever technologies she had used all awhile. Fuck it, she should just throw away her mobile for mother of god. I mean it. The video wasn't clear at all. The audio sounded rough here and it's hella different from the "live" version. I'm pissed but oh well, it's great to be love, no?

Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Attention, Blog, Desperate, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Original, Real

Sex Inside Public Bus? Is it Cool Or What? (Safe For Work?)

And now for entertainment sake. I was browsing through some website earlier and I came across this. Everyone knows I love to share what I've got with you all, no? The last time we saw was on the road, no?

Anyway, I swear to you this is gotta be one hella cool action EVAR. No, it's not because it was directed in the bus. It's because I found it quite amazing when people actually put their hands together at the "END" part. Yes, it's applause for you dimwits/idiots. I don't know if they were celebrating a birthday thing or were they forced to clap both their shits together?

Get your cute butt in if you think your age is somewhere mine, 18? 19? 20++++?

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Video

Charice Pempengco Video Galore

You see, I'm all for young talent. I love to see how young people begin their journey to stardom. It's just cool and it does inspire everyone, no?

Take Charice Pempengco for example. She is only 15 and she is already popular around youtube here and there. She got a special invitation to Ellen show last December yadda yadda yadda. Is it cool or what? She love singing like I love blogging. So yeah, no time to talk about it. Charice Pempengco for president ya'll.

And now for entertainment. Only the best are posted here people.

Sang On Ellen Degeneres Show

Singing "I Will Survive"

Singing "Stand Up For Love"

Singing "Listen"

Her Live Performance

Singing "I Will Always Love You and "When You Believe"
Lani, a singer of nowhere joined in, in between. What the hell.

Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Celebrity, Charice Pempengco, Entertaiment, Fans, Original, Real, Video

Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

So let's get to the point, shall we?

Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

Tell me tell me ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

The Man Sexed Her Upside Down (VIDEO)

I don't know if it is the "in thing" or what but hearing young teens having sex here and there all the time is almost a cliche to me, no? Underaged sex is illegal. PERIOD.

Is that phrase clear enough? Or is it just you who couldn't be bothered and thinks that's bullshit? For I, I support underaged sex ya'll. It's cool. It's fun. Everyone wants that pleasure. Who don't?

Anyway, let's get to my point here. Part 3 of D'Most Ridiculous Sex Video Ever coming up people.

Get ready! Be ready! Strip yourself and hop onto your couch and let's enjoy.

But first thing first. This video you're about to watch is rated 18 years and above only. Anything below, you jolly well fuck off. I know I support underaged sex but hey, not for things like this.

Click this one if I you think I'm your next Singapore's Male Bitch

REPEAT AFTER ME NOW: UNDERAGED SEX IS FUN!!!!!

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Sex

Lesbians Are Annoying. No?

Straight acting assholes have been giving their remarks yadda yadda about lesbians everywhere they go, no? I'm not going to lie but I think this is a fun thing to do ya'll.

Anyway, first thing first. I don't know about you but I seriously agree that the things which are annoying me (and for some) in general in talking to other lesbians is the coyness and hot and cold ways of talking and sometimes they talk to you alot and other times days in between talking.

How can you or me not go overboard with how we communicate?!

I wonder if this is true or other wise. The hot and cold and coyness straight act people experience is all part of what is referred to in lesbian circles as "dyke drama". There is a lot of insecurity among women and we're not used to being up front with each other. There are social norms in the heterosexual world that indicate to us how lesbians supposed to behave. Lesbians don't have those kinds of indicators, no? Imagine two lesbians at a dance, for instance. Which one asks the other to dance if you were to ask?

I've always been of the opinion that you can't go wrong with real communication and you can never say too clearly where you're coming from. Misunderstandings and misconceptions are major trouble so it's always best to remove those obstacles.

Perhaps, it will be great if we be ourselves and if you find others tend to misunderstand our intentions we should say so. People make assumptions and jump to conclusions for lack of specific information so be clear and repeat as necessary.

I doubt you'll find the drama levels will change any, though. Imagine a roomful of women all at various stages of emotional and hormonal disarray. Then throw in the phase of the moon, the position of the planets and the prevailing wind or whatever and we have chaos after that.

It will take some time for us to adjust to lesbian culture so relax, my dear people, keep your feet on the ground and enjoy ourselves. All the best. But still, lesbians are bitches who should fuck themselves.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Rated-21, Real, Sex

Transsexual/Trannies Bathroom

Should pre-operative transsexuals be required to use the restroooms associated with their biological, anatomical sex or permitted to use the restroom associated with their psychological sex?

For sake of convenience, I am going to stereotype and discuss individuals who were designated as male at birth based on a traditional genital examination, and who are living as a person of the female sex. They are properly refered to as "female" or "she" throughout.

Transsexuals live as females, are dressed as females (in fact, many of them, you will not know that they are actually males), they have no sexual interest in the females who are also in the restroom, the female restroom is where they feel most comfortable, and in fact, is where they believe that they belong. There is evidence suggesting that transsexualism is not a choice but is biological. There individuals believe that they are females trapped in a male body. It is somewhat cruel to require them to use the male restroom. Most of them are also planning on having the operation and are taking hormones. To a certain extent, they are neither gender, though that is clearly impossible, but you understand what I mean.

Hmm...rather than argue the other side, I'll leave it at this right now and check out other responses if I get.
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If you realise, trannies are prettier and sexier compared to real woman, no? And they are super duper rich sluts unlike some woman I've seen (not mentioning names).

Trust me, anywho who bitch about them are simply jealous and can't seem to accept that trannies are rich and to them (big mouth), they are super poor for mother of god.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Botox, Expensive, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Original, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Porn, Real, Rich, Sex

Sex On The Road (VIDEO)

Okay, I've watched porn videos where straight couples had sex in the bus, at the beach, in the toilet and some other weird places which I can't think of right now. I'm getting bored of it. Just for the record, I've never seen them sexing on the street like before. It will be my first time ever if I come across it ya'll.

I shouldn't blog about this really because this is so random. I don't want to get into trouble for mother of god. But hey, my blog is for entertainment purposes and for fun thing, no?

I came across a video while surfing the internet and god, this is so cool. Having sex on the street is really something I could not imagine. There is none of any sort of similar thing happen like this before in my country, Singapore. We have a strict law which every citizens has to follow. We can't do this and we can't do that. Anyway, Singaporeans are shy people ya'll.

REPEAT AFTER ME IF YOU ARE REALLY MY DOLLS: THIS BLOG IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Fuck yourself if you think it's way out of your thing alright. Anyway I don't want to waste any time. Feel free to watch this super duper uncool sex drama ever. Nay nay nay but you have to promise me that you are certified 18. None of you should be below than that to peep it.

Click if you think you're ready to masturbate!!!

I personally thought they are cheap. Whoever cams it, is really stupid. The quality of that video isn't half the standard of the third world ya'll. Paris Hilton herself might be embarrasse to even watch it coz she knows her sex video scandal was way hot, no?

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Desperate, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

GUCCI Is So Common Ya'll !!!!

Have you had this sorta feeling while you're at town, people around you simply carrying the same bag everywhere? Yes, the size does not matter to me but what got me annoyed is when people carrying the same brand of bags.

I was at town yesterday night with a friend. Do you know what I did as I was heading to Orchard Hotel from Takashimaya? I simply observed every people's bag and I tell you what.

There seem to be more and more people carrying Gucci bags. The brown monogram one. If you go to Orchard Road, I bet you will be able to see a person carrying one like every 5-10 mins. No, this isn't a joke! This is what I saw yesterday. There are even 2 person carrying the same bag walking passed my friend and I while we were sitting outside Chanel Boutique. Oh maybe I'm wrong. Even in the heartland areas, those aunties are carrying it to the supermarkets (placing seafoods stuff into your Gucci bag? I'd think twice, baby).

The million dollar question is, does anyone know if they are real? For me, I don't really care about designer bags and why? All bags no matter how pricey they are, comes with wear and tear.

But hey, common doesn't mean that it is fake. I think alot of Singaporeans are rather affluent nowadays. Maybe some people save lesser (or don't really save) and spend all their money on such stuff.

Sometimes it is a matter of whether you want to spend the money or not. A designer bag like that could typically costs S$500 (for coach). Every Singaporean (94% of them) can afford S$500 easily. I strongly believe that. It's just that, do you want to spend that S$500 on a designer bag? On new cellphone and some clothes? Or save up?

Agree with me, no??

p/s: I saw a friend of mine at Vivocity earlier carrying that S$800+ Gucci bag. Not again!!

PPP/SSS: DID ANYONE TELL YOU THAT BAGS FROM LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, COACH, GUESS ARE SO COMMON? ARE THEY FAKE?? FUCK-OFF FAKERS =)

Labels: Bag, Bitching, Designers, Fashion, Faux, Real, Rich

Kill Those Haters Of FauziRassull.Com

I am not speechless. Why? Majority of the people in this planet simply hate me ya'll. For all I know, this isn't new to me. This always happens when someone is jealous to the things you do. When they envy you, these idiots will go around spreading cheap, and worthless messages to other people from other planet to inform that he/she is like this or like that without searching for facts. In other words, accuse you like they own the planet. The motive for doing so is to bring you down. Like they said, "KEEP THE HATRED ALIVE". That's bullshit for all I care.

What surprise me is, people still believe something like that. How stupid can that be? Even if you own a Master Degree Certfiticate, I will not be shock if they were among the few percentage who blindly agree, believe, support what the haters said. Come on you guys, I'm not pleaing anything but I just want to tell you that every soul has a brain of their own and why not use it. Why listen to people and blindly follow their footsteps. Isn't that similar of you being a dog?

I believe that the negative comments just reaffirm that the world is full of bitter and jealous bitches that can't be pleased when their fellow man are just fucken true to himself. Those of you making these spiteful comments should take a look at the mirror. Don't go posting shit everywhere. Hell, whose blog is half as witty and entertaining as Fauzi? Tell me tell me?

Oh, and no this isn't Fauzi writing under another guise before one of you bitches suggests it...

Hey Jamiz, I presume many people have visited your "oh so fabulous" site precisely to see what you gets up to, warts and all. Whilst I am not hella interested in your 'achievements' the term you use, I do want to be amused about it.

I don't think everyone who doubts, me at least, is bitter or jealous, but we have wisened up to Jamiz's tricks and cunning and self-promotion to which he owned up to. I can't believe the lengths people would go to just to be mean and spiteful. Last time I checked jealousy isn't endearing.

That's entertainment as they say, but i am not as gullible to believe EVEYRTHING he says and does, and willing to worship at his smelliest feet evar as you are though! Because I have a mind that questions and works!!

For all I care, you have made a mass attention for me and I really thank god. Oh, to the people who have accuse Fauzi and spread negative remarks about this lad everywhere in this cyberspacial world, do not be surprise if Fauzi does it again.

I'm calling bullshit on you people. I should SUE the hell out of your ass for inventing things like this. It sucks to be you. You're just as crazy and wacked as your idol (your mom, dad, granny-nanny or whatever). You don't even have any real friends (oh yeah? Blogcatalog friends DON'T count).

It's PAY BACK IS BITCH time you all.
On that note, BYE BITCH =)

"fauzirassull.com will remain in this blogcracy world. No point trying your best to tear this site apart. Stay away and fuck yourself. Get it, no?"

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Hatred, Real, Rude

Fauzi Owns It

Anyway, I couldn't really comment on the past events of my so-called life. It has just been so confusing even for my part and on my part. And the more I think about it, the more I couldn't do so, and all the more I do not wish to. So I guess I better leave it at that. I definitely need time to unwind. It is, after all, long since due. And yes, people, there will be time for that. thankyouverymuch.

Tag me if you understand
Tag me if you don't.

Have anyone mention that Fauzi love striking, pains the eye, luminous colour? You bet.

Tell me that you adore me. Wisper to them that I am fabulous. Bye Bitch!!!

Labels: Blog, Celebrity, Colour, Fashion, Fun, Lad, Porn, Real

Those Stares From People

How much more overboard can shopping be? What audacity! No wonder people were giving me looks when I was sitting on the bench with those bags. Oooo, there are many other smaller ones hidden inside as well. *guilty*

Ok ya'll, I realised that I spent quite alot this month -- exceeds my budget? I bought way new stuff for my Fashion and Grooming Phase Test (which was conducted earlier ago).

Don't wanna even talk about it coz my Domanchi's trouser is spoilt -- totally damaged. Fuck it, blame that amateur old lady who called herself a tailor (charged me a heckuva 15 bucks for the altering).

So babes, I wore/put on/bought:

Domanchi's shirt at $49
Domanchi's slim-cut trouser at $79 (wore once and damaged)
Pedro's pointed black leather shoe at $113
Marks And Spencer's silk tie at $39
BrentWood's slim-cut trouser at $75 (bought earlier ago today)
Hugo Boss belt at $270

I think it's absurd to wear stuff worth almost 630 bucks altogether (from top to bottom) for today's fashion and grooming. Haha. I felt expensive and pricey today ya'll. Don't touch me you bitch -- that was my reaction for the day Hahaha

Labels: Blog, Celebrity, Expensive, Fashion, Material, Original, Real, Rich, Shopping