Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with ~~starving~~ killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.

Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.

People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVEREXPOSED bony wo/men in today's media -- Nicole the Pole, Paris the Fatless Chick and Bryanboy the thinspo.

We are jealous of them. Of course! Hammer your head now and think again okay. Who in this world want our badunkadunk be seen? It's stupid. It's just stupid.

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, High Fashion, Media Attention, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Fauzi Rassull With A 23 inch Waist. Ask My Secret!

This is one of the most shocking news for everybody. I went to try a skinny jean somewhere here in Singapore earlier and I was asked what's my waist measurement. This is the part which I hate the most. I hate to let people (be it friends or just anyone around me) know of my waist measurement. I prefer to keep it low and remain a secret because I don't think it's that important -- letting the world know of your waist size. I'm just too scared because I don't want my friends to go "What? You're fat!".

Yes, I'm hell one of a self-consious bitch. I'm just so particular with something when it's not right or if it's not up to my expectation. I know everyone will go "Fuck me" with that attitude. No, I didn't choose to be like that. I was born to have this mindset. It cannot be change. Yes I've tried to but hell, I just couldn't.

Anyway, I asked for a size 26inch for that skinny jean instead. I didn't know 26inch was hella too huge for me when I put it on. I didn't even realised that at all. I thought it's impossible for me to have a smaller waist than 26inch. Ok whatever.

So yeah, I did tried a 25inch but failed. It got to the worse; 24inch still didn't fit me at all. It's a little bit loose somewhere at the waist area that I could fit in 3 fingers in.

Imagine that a boy who has a waist size of either 22 or 23 inch? Isn't that cool?
I've got a smaller waist right now. That's what I want to tell you.

Now I dare you to ask me my secret to have a waist like that of this young boy.
And hell I tell you. It really works. No, no pills at all. This is based on my experience which really works wonder.

And oh, have anyone ever told you to have that determination when losing weight is concern?

This isn't a secret. This is my style. What I did? As you all already know by now. Paris Hilton, Brandon Hilton and Bryanb are my favourite idols. I always go up to them for inspiration, thinspiration and fashion in general. No doubt that they are skinny and thin. Let me tell you this. I find that it's easier to get clothes everywhere and anywhere when you're skinny. I find that skinny is the new lean. Skinny is a trend for some reason. And I maybe wrong somewhere. I don't care.

So I always think about my idol while I'm in the process of thinspirationing. Thank god, after 5months and 2 weeks, my wish has come true. I should thank them for inspiring me for sure.

And I want to be clear that I am not anorexic before anyone tells me.

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Enough about thinspirationing. Enough about my idols yadda yadda yadda. Pictorial galore again ya'll. This time, the photos has that watery effects and I don't know for whatever reason it turned out like that. I hate this. Don't blame me. It's not my fault.

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Blog, Bones And Ribcage, Bryanboy, Diet, Envy Me, Fauzi Rassull, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pictorial, The Brandon Hilton, Thinspiration, Vegan, Views, Weight

Why Do We Have To Insult Plus-Sized People? We Are All Humans, No?

This whole paragraph was extracted from thedailyrant (UK's website) and what is really wrong with this people? Was that an insult or what? Oh my god. Squeeze me.

We need to swear them and curse them right now. This has got to stop ya'll. How many times should I say we are god's creation unless you're one pathetic alien out of nowhere living in a jungle.

See, Fauzi Rassull is faaaatttttt too, ya'll. Look at those disgusting fats everywhere on me. You better see it right now. I'm fatter than your granny and whoever I'm compared with, I'm still fat. Urghh

Labels: Anorexic, Attention, Bag, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Fat, Fauzi Rassull, Lad, Model, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, Views, Weight

The Faux Nicole And Paris

Now, this is another hilarious shit I want to share, ya'll. This isn't lame, at all. I don't know if many of you knew or have heard about him (that Paris) before. Play it! Play it! Play it!

Yes, they were doing Nicole and Paris impersonation. I thought it was funny though. However, I don't know what you think about them. I don't care. Shoot, I'm so in love in craziest thing evar!

Rate it 4 out of 5 monekys

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, Fashion, Faux, Gay, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rated-21, Thinspiration